magic lube

have you ever noticed that in most slash fanfictions lube magically appears almost anywhere?
like seriously, who walks around with lube in the pocket of their uber tight girlpants? or keeps it in the drawer next to the couch?
cause yeah, all gay guys are just walking around looking for the next guy they're gonna screw.
but i suppose this is what puts the fiction in fanfiction.

but hey, if there are guys walking around with lube in their pockets all the better to prove that fanfiction isn't always completely fiction.

i suppose if i was a gay guy i might occasionally carry lube with me.
but i'm not a guy, nor am i gay (or am i? hahaha)

heterosexual guys carry condoms so why can't gay guys carry lube?

regardless, since when does anyone keep lube in their living room.


don't answer that, i might not want to know.