awesomesauce

wouldn't it be rad if Pete someday randomly read my blog?
yeah, that'd be tottally rad dude!!
dude it's a ninja chicken!!
omg i'm random
i want a popsickle
my nose hairs are burning right out of my nostrils.
stupid spicy food.
what the french, toast?! why is there nothing on tv?!
night mom!
PB&J!!
don't blame yourself lady, it's not your fault.
*sings to the tune of oh christmas tree*
oh television, oh television
how boring are your sho-ows
oh television oh television
how boring are your sho-ows
you promise me, enter-tain-ment
but nothing on, has any fun
oh television, oh television
how boring are your sho-ows
yeah thats right, i make up songs about crappy tv to the tune of christmas carols.
aren't i awesome?
yes i am.

ok, so when hallmark shows a hallmark movie they control the commercials too?
that's so boring...
they're all sappy and lame...
gah